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Funny Cider Birthday Card – “If You Eat Well…” – Humorous Greeting for Cider Lovers – Life’s Too Short Card

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Because even the healthiest lifestyle ends the same way… so why not enjoy the cider?

Inject some humor and honesty into a birthday celebration with our “If You Eat Well…” card! This delightfully cheeky design features adorable cider bottle and can illustrations, paired with a hilarious (and brutally honest) message about embracing life’s pleasures.

Whether you're shopping for a cider enthusiast, a health nut with a dark sense of humour, or a friend who just loves a good laugh, this card hits the perfect note of fun and real talk.

Perfect for:

- Cider drinkers 🍎

- Birthdays with a twist

- Friends who love a good pun or honest humour

- Anyone who deserves a reminder to enjoy life

S I Z E S & M A T E R I A L S

- Card Size: A6 or A5

- Card Stock: 300gsm high-quality white card

- Inside: Blank for your own message

- Envelope: White envelope included

- Packaging:

- Sealed in a clear cellophane sleeve

- Delivered in a cardboard envelope that fits through standard letterboxes

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Amy Manning

05/27/2025

The most beautiful cards.

Design, wording, quality, finish. Everything about my cards I just love! They are perfect and I have told everyone where to get them from! Hope you continue to do well as your products are fabulous! :-)

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AnneMarie

09/05/2024

Didn't use customer services but the card is absolutely gorgeous and made to the highest of standards. I love it and I know the recipient will love it too xxxx. Thank you so much designing such a gorgeous card. Best regards Anne Marie McColl

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Cassandra

09/05/2024

Perfect for the occasion! Thank you so much

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Simon

09/03/2024

Good quality, as described and perfect for a ttrpg fan

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Athie

08/30/2024

Lovely lil card, great quality! Will order again <3

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Jamie

08/24/2024

Perfect transaction. Card was as described and delivered in excellent condition and quicker than anticipated even with coming from the UK.

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weepinkthing

08/23/2024

This card made me laugh way too much, luckily my husband likes it too!

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Emily

08/21/2024

Bought as a gift. Good quality and cute

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Mdav361

08/19/2024

I can’t believe how quick this arrived! Thank you so much. It is absolutely perfect for my friend’s wedding. Her Hen party was watching Return of the King at the Royal Albert Hall so when I saw this…I just knew!! ☺️🤓

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Aaron

08/19/2024

Well printed on quality paper stock and shipped promptly - Thanks!

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sheree

08/16/2024

arrived super quick and the quality is well worth the price

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